We open with our first sketch, Gods dramatic reading of a Quora answer to the question: What are the economics of an all-you-can-eat buffet? The episode then begins with a discussion of Dad Bods and the male body image issues that arose poolside at Castors recent bachelor party. This leads into listener mail followed by stories from the bachelor party strip club experience, including the tale of the Stripper with a Heart of Gold. Finally, The Jerk Store Presents the Extemporaneous Speaking Competition Part 3: Why you talk like that? …Let us know how big of misogynistic jerks we came off as.
Pizza Break Part 2: Extra Butter
The episode continues with a discussion of the summer 2015 movie lineup including Mad Max, Jurrasic World, Ex Machina, Ant Man, Southpaw, Aloha, Pitch Perfect 2, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl, The Man From U.N.C.L.E., Trainwreck, Inside Out, Tomorrowland, The Gift… and f*** Pixels.
Joel Edgerton, Jason Bateman, and Rebecca Hall in The Gift, coming this summer
Pizza Break (for Steve Reeves)
The jester, the ranter and the curmudgeon get through several emails, address the Ashley Madison IPO and reasons to invest, discuss what a good mens bathroom looks like, and a new segment called Dad Stories relays the story of bodybuilder Steve Reeves through the eyes of Gods Dad.
Steve Reeves as Hercules
Calm My Titties Down with The Nad Dog
The Nad Dog is in the house (store) with Slayer on vacation, and his eyes are on ruining the podcast. After going over our names with him, we get into the topics of finding new music and what its like to recommend it to others, your number 1 subway pet peeve, and arguing. Do you like to argue? We look forward to getting back to some listener mail next show.
S03E04 MMOs: Mixed Martial Orgasms
The Alaska Representative solves the homeless problem in the weekly news update. The guys then transition to pornography to discuss weird porn, good porn, virtual reality, the Japanese, life as a sybian and more. Also, how unhealthy is Slayers obsession with the video game Destiny, and how much time is too much to spend on a hobby? Finally, its The Jerk Store Presents the Extemporaneous Speaking Competition 2: Speak on this.
The Jerk Store Oscars Special 2015
The Second Annual Jerk Store Oscars Special takes a look at the makeup of the Academy and judges them like a bunch of jerks. Birdman, Boyhood, The Imitation Game, Whiplash, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Selma, Interstellar, Only Lovers Left Alive, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ralph Fiennes and Steve Carell are all placed on the table and the guys dissect them…. kind of like a bunch of jerks. Also: What songs are you embarrassed to enjoy listening to?
Episode Retraction: Orlando Jones represented 7 Up, not Sprite.
Dolphin Soulmates
Will you meet your soul mate, or your split-apart? Will it be a dolphin, as it was for one man? Will someone on this episode take a shot of whiskey while speaking to the producer? These questions and more in this weeks episode featuring a new guest, Tex. GODS and Slayer recap a visit to a tarot card reader, the terms cute, pretty and hot are discussed in a listener mail, Tex asks if you want to know everyone who has ever had a sexual thought about you, and The Jerk Store Podcast presents the first edition of the Extemporaneous Speaking Competition: Whatchu think!?
cute, pretty or hot?
Season 3 Premier: Kim Kardashian and Parabolas
Season 3 picks up where the cliffhanger finale left off, and promises to be at least 1.5x better than Season 2. Slayer brings up the news story of the day, the guys discuss the Werner Herzog documentary titled Happy People: A Year in the Taiga, a listener mail topic addresses awkward silences and their place in our society, and GODS brings up the way religiosity is perceived in this day and age, leading to discussion about the place of religion in society moving forward. Go ahead, check it out.
S02Finale: Its OK that you wash your butt first
In the Season 2 finale, the Russian Minx joins the fellows in NYC to discuss the creation of child sex dolls for pedophiles, how girls judge their friends boyfriend and vice versa, a trippy listener mail about the Batman film universe, legacy admissions and more stuff about how we judge people, and finally, our bathroom habits and morning routine. And you wont want to miss the ending, because a good season finale always has to go out with a bang. What happens next? Tune in for Season 3, coming in like 2 weeks or something.
S02E08pt2: Alan Cumming In My Pants
Are Nilla Wafers a cookie? Competetive e-gaming. Listener email. Board games. Childhood fights. MFK. The producer has a lot of input in this one.
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